The Queendom of 747 Land is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 281 million 747 Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everett. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving 747 Landian economy, worth 21.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,677 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of 747 Land at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in 747 Land, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 747 Land's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

747 Land is ranked 127,494^th in the world and 112^th in Byzantion for Safest, scoring 69.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.